Lumpy Fam

Lumpy Soccer

The Jungle is soccer-obsessed. Saturdays and Sundays mean synced-up streams, shared sweat on slips, and celebrating every screamer the second it hits the net.

We keep a live scoreboard running inside Telegram so nobody misses a minute, no matter their time zone. When the final whistle blows, Drex hosts Spaces on X every Monday to recap the match week, break down tactics, and preview what's next on the fixture list.

The only thing the Premier League was missing was a proper gorilla makeover. We fixed the crest problem so you can rep your club with Lumpy swagger. Welcome to the terrace.

Tottenham Hotspur crest remixed with Lumpy
Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea crest remixed with Lumpy
Chelsea
Crystal Palace crest remixed with Lumpy
Crystal Palace
Manchester United crest remixed with Lumpy
Manchester United
Liverpool crest remixed with Lumpy
Liverpool
Manchester City crest remixed with Lumpy
Manchester City

Inside the Jungle

Matchdays hit different

It's more than watching a feed. We share alpha, call out live odds swings, and make sure every Lumpy understands the story behind the score.

Weekend watch parties

Match days live in the Jungle. We watch together, stream live scores, and drop instant reactions as the action unfolds.

Drex's tactical rundown

After the final whistle Drex hosts Spaces on X every Monday to break down what mattered most from the league and where the next edge might be hiding.

Gorilla-badged clubs

Every Premier League crest needed more Lumpy energy, so we remixed them all. Grab the set and rep your side with a Jungle twist.

Crest Collection

Every club, Lumpy-fied

Download the badges, drop them in your group chats, and let the league know the Jungle is everywhere. Tap a crest to visit the club.